— Yowza! Right in the nuts? Does it hurt? Well? Does it hurt?
— Nah! He likes to lie in the fetal position and hold himself. He does it often and we’re really embarrassed of him.
~ We’re on our way! Little absurd, but the train feels more and more right!
~ Power outage?
~ Sigh… Just have to wait for an incomprehensible message from a distorted speaker voice…
— We’re sorry, but the system that normally distorts our speaker voice is temporarily out of order…
— Yawn! Oh my god, I’m so tired. It is not responsible to drive now… Yawn!
— Can I drive, Pappa?! Can I drive?!
— Hmmm? Yawn… Okay then, that’s probably best… Yawn!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Oh hello, Cleopatra!
— Hello, sister! I thought I’d come back and stay awhile. It’s so nice and quiet out here.
— But wasn’t that Værmor we saw in garden then?
— Yup, she was pulling weeds.
— Good gracious! It’s a ghost.
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