by Frode Øverli
— Sell 10,000! But hold onto the blue chips until we see what Wall Street’s up to!
— Had to pay $500 for the metallic finish, but now this is the hottest mobile phone south of the North Pole!
— No, I’m not kidding, Bobby-Janne! I can make monkey figurines out of earwax!
— And I’m damn happy that he’s the one I call my buddy!
by Børge Lund
— It just needs a little deep-clean, Kjell!
— No man shall pass!
— A genuine Mocha Master should not be cleaned! That will set us back years! Layer upon layer of aromatic deposits will be lost!
— It will at least make parts of it transparent again…
by Nils Axle Kanten
— Finally, a little peace and quiet!
— I have an ugly feeling that I’ve forgotten something…?
— Oh yes. To lock the door.
— Aren’t you done yet?! Come help! It’s hell out here!!!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
—Oh say, Per—I got a telegram today from headquarters that we need to inspect the new bridge right away and send in a report—Hurry up and come along.
— Do you have the forms and the instruments, Per?
— Yeah, sure.
— Now Ola, listen here! You drive the test load slow over thebridge while I go under and note the result—You get me?
— Hold up, hold up, not so fast!
— Is that far enough?
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