by Frode Øverli
— Aww! How sweet!
— Yes, children often display more social intelligence than adults!
— Just look at them! The world would be a better place if we could all learn to think more like children.
— Rugrat! What are you doing?
— Well… There’d still be some armed conflict!
by Børge Lund
— Visitors! Wake up! Look busy!
— Stay awake! Look interested…
by Nils Axle Kanten
— We need to have a secret password to come in!
— Aye, aye! What about… uh, teddy bear?
— Hmmm… Lemme check that!
— No, “teddy bear” is 83% too easy. Teddy87@ZBbear will be more secure.
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Your bell-cow is in the corn field, Per.
— Sic ’em there.
— I’m along too.
— You’re gonna remember this trip for a while, I think.