by Frode Øverli
— It’ll be strange to start work again!
— I believe that!
— This year has just flown by! Ever since she was born it’s been a blur!
— Yeah, but you sure need to get back to work, instead of just sitting around the house all day!
— Agh… I was just… kidding!
— I know! That’s why I used the pillow!
by Børge Lund
— Yepsi-Pepsi! We have plenty of bubble wrap in a storeroom in the warehouse! Anything else?
— Not that I can think of…
— I didn’t even know we had an extra storeroom…
…Well hello there!
— Do you know if we have a powerful foghorn and a video camera lying around?
by Nils Axle Kanten
— No, Maja, this is a boy! You’ve got a little brother!
— Nuh-uh! It’s a little sister! Little sister!
— Talk about denial! Look, Maja! Do you believe us now…!
— My little sister was born with a boy’s pee-pee.
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Are you going to make a Roman bath, Per?
— Oh, not at all. I’m just gonna dip my calves. Make sure they are not terribly lousy.
— Watch out, Ola, so it doesn’t splash in your eyes.
— Watch out yourself, Per.
— You think it did any good, Per?