— A man in his thirties has sued his bank for keeping him waiting on the phone for over 5 minutes…
— …and in that time exposing him to Elton John’s “Nikita,” on pan-flute!!
— Good luck!
— Thanks! Thanks!
— Justice will prevail!
— We’re here for you!
~ Let’s see… round trip… 1 adult… so playfully easy!
~ …Right on time! This surpasses my wildest fantasy!
Meanwhile at the train office…
— The coffee? It’s on that shelf right behind the cable for the entire eastern region. Careful it doesn’t fall down again!
~ So here is where my son spends all his time, in front of a computer.
~ Toilet paper? Does he have a cold?
~ The computer is on… What kind of movie is this…?
— Favorite movie is Titanic? Really?
— Yeah. Impossible to hold back the tears.
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Oh my, pancakes!
— That’s gonna be dandy boy-oh-boy!
— Yum! Yum!
— My goodness, we have no syrup!
— I have some advice for that, Mother.
— Is it syrup you have in your jug then, Lars?
— Naturally, I’ve never had anything but syrup in my jug.
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