by Fredrik Skavlan, with translations by Andy Meyer
— Hey everybody! The gate was left a bit open again, so I closed it.
Silly season: not just in the press.
by Ellen Ekman, with translations by Andy Meyer
— Heeeeeeyyyyyy, Tommy! Anything going or what? … OK, nice … Yeah, I’ll call you later!
— Hey, Hansa! What’s happening tonight, huh? … Sweet … Yeah, for sure! See you soon, then!
— How many people have you actually called and asked what they’re doing tonight?
— Seventeen! It’s called reading the market so you can choose the best offer.
— But you can’t do that kind of thing! It’s very uncool!
— … What are your plans tonight, by the way?
This article originally appeared in the July 23, 2021, issue of The Norwegian American. To subscribe, visit SUBSCRIBE or call us at (206) 784-4617.