-Here’s one for you: “Spry girl seeks …” -Old. Been down that road before. Nobody under 40 calls themselves a “spry girl.”
-I feel bad for you girls. You have to maintain such sickening ideals. But what you don’t understand is that guys don’t think such skeletal figures are attractive. I want you to know that guys aren’t turned on by that. We like women with shapes. Like you!
-Girls! Did you hear that?! We can stop the women’s movement! A guy said that I’m pretty even though I’m fat!
-Hooray! We’re free!!
-Come on, let’s go run through the summer meadow and listen to James Blunt!
-A “thank you” would’ve been plenty …
This article originally appeared in the Feb. 4, 2022, issue of The Norwegian American. To subscribe, visit SUBSCRIBE or call us at (206) 784-4617.