— It’s only when you stand under the starry sky that you realize how tiny you really are!
— Yes, but the question was: Do you think I’m fat?
by Børge Lund
— Right, guys! We’ve got our hands on a prestigious project, and you, elite soldiers, are going to war!
— If you’re man enough to look the challenge in the eye, stay seated! The others can take a shrimp sandwich and toddle back to safer surroundings…
— Is this where they’re giving out free lunches?
~ Nice car… Nice BMW. My BMW!
~ Expensive like hell, but absolutely worth it! You gotta have a car that shows who’s the boss!
— Hjalmar! Who’s parked their car in our courtyard?!
— I h-have no idea, darling!
— What in the world will you do with all that molasses?
— Well you see, the Farm Bureau recommends that we should feed molasses to the cows.
— The county agent said it is the best feed we can buy for milk cows.
— Oh yeah.
To subscribe to The Norwegian American, visit SUBSCRIBE or call us at (206) 784-4617.