Comics 12/28/18

Pondus
by Frode Øverli

— Using the Gut Buster for six months will give you this six pack!
— And using six seconds to walk to the fridge will get me this six pack!

Lunch
by Børge Lund

— Anyone else eat well over Christmas?
— Pork belly at Mom’s house…
— Smoked lamb at the in-laws’…
— Snickers at Heathrow.

Hjalmar
by Nils Axle Kanten

— Yeah, but Daddy! I want this car! I want, I want! Pleeeeeeease!! Please?!
— Sob, sob! Cry, cry! I want that car! I’m holding my breath till I get it! Are you gonna let me die? Well? Are you?
— About time to teach the boy a thing or two!
— Not until you’re 16, Didrik! Then of course you can have whichever new Audi you want!

Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy

— I wonder where Per is today.
— Ola isn’t here yet, I see.
— Boy, it is frightfully hot today.