by Børge Lund
— Wonder how Kjell’s doing. Perhaps I should call?
— On his “waterproof super mobile with
vuvuzela ring tone and a vibration alert
strong enough to start an earthquake.”
— Careful now… No sudden movements!
— I’ll call. Can’t hurt!
by Nils Axle Kanten
— JOG JOG
— My goodness. Ugh! What one won’t do!
— It’s beginning to be clear that getting in shape is pure pain!
— *Cough!* The reward is almost in sight…
— TOOT TOOOOT!
Han Ola og han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— I don’t like it that Decorah Posten is running our portraits all the time.
— No, not me either. Let’s go down there and order them to stop it.
— Per, did you know that I haven’t seen Decorah since I went to Breckenridge School?
— Well sir, I have only been there once myself.
— The way they’ve kept this road is pretty rough.
— Yeah, you bet.
— What did he say, Ola?
— He said we lost our engine.
— I bet it fell out when we drove over that rock down Big Canoe Hill.
— I suspected that right away. We are bound to find it back.