by Fredrik Skavlan, with translations by Andy Meyer
-Was it Ibsen’s Ghosts we just saw?
-No, that was Hedda Gabler played in reverse.
-Oho, such fun!
With translations by Andy Meyer
-Excuse me, but we just have to tell you … that’s a damn fine beard you have!
-Can I touch it?
-Oh, it feels so thick!
-Did it take a long to grow?
-Do you use conditioner?
-Well you guys ought to see my pubic hair! Ooooh!
-Is that a no?
This article originally appeared in the Oct. 22, 2021, issue of The Norwegian American. To subscribe, visit SUBSCRIBE or call us at (206) 784-4617.