by Børge Lund
— Face it, Kjell! You haven’t been so lost since the German exam at school…
— Hang on! I bought a new GPS!
— Do you need any help putting in the right map?
— Need any help wiping your bottom?
— Insert CD-ROM?
by Nils Axle Kanten
— I think it’s cool that the kids have started a band!
— Yeah, it’s so cute! Hehe!
— I can’t wait to see them perform for family birthdays and Christmas tree parties!
— Me too… if only they’d agree…
— MOM! MOM! Jens is ruining it! We agreed we’d play power metal, but now he wants to play death metal!
— I want to ask you, Per, if you can drive the superintendent. You see I am bound to go to St. Paul for the convention.
— Yeah, sure.
— But is that self-steering system any good then?
— You bet! All you have to mind is the throttle and the clutch.
— I suppose you are used to driving a car–
— Yes, yes, I drive pretty quick.
— Oh mercy let me off!
— I think we both get off