by Frode Øverli
— The salamander has to go, Påsan! Having an amphibian in the house is driving your mom crazy!
— I hear you!
— It’s just as well! I remember “one-armed Arne.” He kept a monitor lizard in his room!
— What happened to his arm?
— Release it into its natural habitat, Påsan!
— Flier: Open House
— …and believe me! this kitchen has never seen so much as an ant!
by Børge Lund
— What do you think of when you hear “TV Shop,” Nico?
— Obscure fitness equipment.
— …that miraculously always ends up under the bed, right?
— Hee hee, seems like it… Are they still in business now?
— Of course not! It became too full!
— What’s too full?
— Under customers’ beds! By now there’s no room there for so much as a gym sock!
— …something you’re going to solve…
— The TV Shop Bed!!
— Order now, Nico! And you’ll get a free ab-trainer and two paring knives with purchase!
by Nils Axle Kanten
— I have to buy something for the brother’s spawn. Incredibly many movie toys for kids these days…
— Hey! Has that kept going? Oh, oh! Check it out!
— Uh… Thanks… What’s this thing called?
— Darth Maul! The toughest Sith in the galaxy!
— You are from another galaxy! Behold, Darth Plagueis!
— Star Wars! Let me see!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— We’ve smashed the wheel completely to shreds. We won’t get to the picnic this way.
— Oh no! Oh no!
— I know what we can do, Ola. Let me go next to the fender and carry the axle.
— Maybe I’m driving too fast?
— Oh never y’mind.