by Frode Øverli
— Uuugghhh… I haven’t slept a second on account of that lizard!
— Whatever! And don’t mess with me! I’m not in the mood!
— I’m innocent!
— I usually fix this with a little electric shock!
— Do your thing, doc!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Are you looking for something, Per?
— I have to try to kill all these rats you see.
— Ow, ow, Ola! I have a rat in my pants.
— It’s right here.
— Move your hand.