by Frode Øverli
— Uuugghhh… I haven’t slept a second on account of that lizard!
— Whatever! And don’t mess with me! I’m not in the mood!
— I’m innocent!
— I usually fix this with a little electric shock!
— Do your thing, doc!
by Børge Lund
— My name is Nico. I am an addict.
— Good! Now I want you to give me the device…
— Enough Angry Birds, Nico!
— One last shot!
by Nils Axle Kanten
— Gone to sleep yet, Maja?!
— No, I’m not tired! I’m playing!
— Now, then?
— Nothing! No playing for us!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Are you looking for something, Per?
— I have to try to kill all these rats you see.
— Ow, ow, Ola! I have a rat in my pants.
— It’s right here.
— Move your hand.
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