— Come on, man! Let’s go down to the pub and have a pint!
— We were going to solve the crossword puzzle together this evening, Harold! And iron the living room curtains…
— But by all means… just go!
— Was that a no?
— 50 bucks in a penalty fee!?!
— You can console yourself with the overall environmental benefit your train trip has made!
— You won’t enjoy that benefit for long, my green friend!
— Yes, we have CO2 in stock… Where would you like to have the gas delivered?
— To the stratosphere! In the form of a giant footprint!
— Your father thinks I’m a pansy. He scoffs at so-called “soft men.”
— Nonsense… He’s up to date. He’ll surprise you, you’ll see!
— Hjalmar’s going to have paternity leave now!
— Really? That’ll be nice…
~ Today’s men… Taking leave from work to spend time with their dads! Geez!
— Where is that Lars at?
— I haven’t seen him for a whole month.
— He’s likely fallen off the wagon again.
— I am afraid that’s it.
— Look here, mule, I’m going to return the compliment.
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