— Grandma, you’re moving to a nursing home. Are you sure you’ll be able to use your fondue set for eight?
-Hipster or old guy?
-Hmm … Old guy.
-Bah, it was the dog that tricked me! Who under 50 has a German Shepherd?
-Ok, that one—hipster or old guy?
-Now that one has to be an old guy.
This article originally appeared in the Oct. 8, 2021, issue of The Norwegian American. To subscribe, visit SUBSCRIBE or call us at (206) 784-4617.