by Frode Øverli
— You bought a salamander?! Without asking us?!
— Well… yeah!
— Well… where is it?
— It’s gone now, mom!
— Good! Just the thought of having a slimy little lizard in the house…
— I meant… It’s escaped!
— Go to sleep! They only attack when they sense fear!
by Børge Lund
— Please… Say it’s not a new invention!
— New invention, Nico!
— A but-remover! If someone says “but,” it automatically cuts out the rest of the sentence!
— Fun idea, but don’t you think you’ll miss out on some useful criticism??
by Nils Axle Kanten
— What is Turid reading…? A fashion blog! How could anyone care about this stuff? Shall we look… Lists of dull and unsexy men’s clothes:
— Come on, Hjalmar! Isn’t it easy for you to throw on some clothes?!
— It used to be!