Comics 10/05/18
Pondus
by Frode Øverli
— Mom! Is it OK if I get myself a new pet?
— New pet? What about Bjarne?
— Snap!
— What did you have in mind?
Lunch
by Børge Lund
— You wanted to show me something…
— Pull the string!
— 50% meeting chair! 50% urinal! 45 coffee maker!
Hjalmar
by Nils Axle Kanten
— Oh boy. Pirates of the Caribbean Four! They really know how to milk the golden cow. The first movie was sort of OK, but the next two were unbearable!
— The fourth one was flooded with CGI effects to hide that the story was shit.
— So why are we going to see it, then?
— Look! They’re selling Johnny Depp action figures!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Would you believe it. I forgot the whippletree*.
— Oh say, Lars, can you go get the whippletree?
— I wonder if one of these is the whippletree.
*harness attachment hardware
