by Nils Axle Kanten
— Oh boy. Pirates of the Caribbean Four! They really know how to milk the golden cow. The first movie was sort of OK, but the next two were unbearable!
— The fourth one was flooded with CGI effects to hide that the story was shit.
— So why are we going to see it, then?
— Look! They’re selling Johnny Depp action figures!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Would you believe it. I forgot the whippletree*.
— Oh say, Lars, can you go get the whippletree?
— I wonder if one of these is the whippletree.
*harness attachment hardware