Comics 09/21/18

Pondus
by Frode Øverli

— spindipper. swamphooter. bandersnatch. gray bloodclot. king krill. hairy wigglespruce.
— Now… This may not look like something to put on the table or snack on Football night…
— But out in nature, this is a nutritious and balanced diet for salamanders.
— Eat now! It’s pizza!
— Picky little bugger!

Lunch
by Børge Lund

— Ahoy there, landlubbers! I have an entire children’s company waiting for a treasure map!
— Sorry, Bluebeard! No piracy allowed!

Hjalmar
by Nils Axle Kanten

— Damnit! There must be some paper in this house!
— There! Thank god!
— Hjalmar, have you seen the lovely napkins Maja made in preschool?

Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy

— Have you seen the new hired girl at Johnson’s, Per? She is really fine, boy! If I were in your shoes I’d go calling on her.
— Are you telling the truth, Ola?
— Oh, you beautiful, delicious butterfly.
— S-sh Marit! There is a tramp behind the snowball bush.
— Get on out of here, you miserable dog in heat!