by Frode Øverli
— spindipper. swamphooter. bandersnatch. gray bloodclot. king krill. hairy wigglespruce.
— Now… This may not look like something to put on the table or snack on Football night…
— But out in nature, this is a nutritious and balanced diet for salamanders.
— Eat now! It’s pizza!
— Picky little bugger!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Have you seen the new hired girl at Johnson’s, Per? She is really fine, boy! If I were in your shoes I’d go calling on her.
— Are you telling the truth, Ola?
— Oh, you beautiful, delicious butterfly.
— S-sh Marit! There is a tramp behind the snowball bush.
— Get on out of here, you miserable dog in heat!