When you say you have nothing more to give as an advance on my inheritance, well, that’s not quiiite true, is it, Grandpa? Didn’t you have a gold filling put in back in the day?
HAN OLA OG HAN PER
— Are you going to milk already Per?
— Oh I had a yearnin’ to try the new milking stool of mine
— Yeah but this here should do ya.
— I am so bothered by those that fall apart.
— Oh yeah now Per is trying out his new stool. Cow: bø-ø-ø
— That stool break too?
— Oh no, it was the cow that went to pieces this time.
This article originally appeared in the Sept. 18, 2020, issue of The Norwegian American. To subscribe, visit SUBSCRIBE or call us at (206) 784-4617.