When you say you have nothing more to give as an advance on my inheritance, well, that’s not quiiite true, is it, Grandpa? Didn’t you have a gold filling put in back in the day?
HAN OLA OG HAN PER
— Are you going to milk already Per?
— Oh I had a yearnin’ to try the new milking stool of mine
— Yeah but this here should do ya.
— I am so bothered by those that fall apart.
— Oh yeah now Per is trying out his new stool. Cow: bø-ø-ø
— That stool break too?
— Oh no, it was the cow that went to pieces this time.
This article originally appeared in the Sept. 18, 2020, issue of The Norwegian American.