by Frode Øverli
— Without a doubt the baddest pet I’ve seen! Åge’s pitbull can take a hike!
— I’ll say!
— Salamander in your room! I don’t know how you got your parents’ permission!
— I wouldn’t even bother to ask my mom!
— And that’s basically my plan too!
by Nils Axle Kanten
— Today the daycare is selling drawings that the children made to benefit children in India!
— Hi, Dad. Have you taken up jogging?
— Did you make this one, Jens? It’s so nice!
— How ‘bout you don’t jog past my school next time?
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— After dinner we will go with the sow, Ola. She can come along this time too, thank you very much.
— If we get her up in the truck we are saved.
— Do you remember the old days when we drove the pigs to twown in the lumber wagon?
— Yes I do believe I would recall that, Ola. It’s amazing how all things have changed.
— Have you ever seen such a nosy swine!