by Frode Øverli
— God it’s lovely to be back! I don’t understand how anyone could complain about this profession!
— Heeeeeey! You’re back! I missed you!
— Well, I didn’t miss you, Doctor!
— Hahaha, fiesty lady!
— Nurse! Someone’s puking green all over the hallway!
— See ya!
— It’s coming back to me!
by Børge Lund
— Choose color first?! I just want black coffee!
— Then we’ll use purple, Kjell! Get ready for a demo!
— Decent enough. Cute doll cup. Fill up the tank!
— Gah! A bucket!
by Nils Axle Kanten
— What do you think of the Foo Fighters, Viggo?
— Well, the lead vocalist broke through with that innovative band, Nirvana, which meant the end of Heavy Metal’s glory days.
— I hate Dave Grohl!!! I hate the Foo Fighters!!!
— Living on a Prayer, Bon Jovi, STAT!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— How’s it for you Lars, can you go to the mill to get feed? You see me and Ola have to be on the jury today.
— But watch out when you harness up Kate. She is a little nervous when you are putting the crupper-strap on her.
— That Ole is clearly a gifted man but could be I am not so stupid either—Ho Kate!
— Ho Kate! Ho!