Comics 07/12/19

Pondus
by Frode Øverli
— Oooooh! Check out those melons! Oohooy!
— Oh, baby, that’s what I like…
— Huge ones!
— I just want to take them in my hands and…
— What’s that you’re looking at?
— The website of the fruit and vegetable center!
— Good…

Lunch
by Børge Lund
— Must… have… …coffee… now!
— The Muck Master has retired, Kjell!
— Allow me to demonstrate a coffee solution for the future… eh, Kjell?
— It’s just a kind of grief reaction! May last a couple days longer!
— Does it bother us?
— Absolutely not!

Hjalmar
by Nils Axle Kanten
— DVD Sunday at your house too?
— Yeah. Trying to choose between Sylvester Stallone and Steven Seagal!
— And your wife is okay with that?
— No way! She mumbled about renting something European! I’ll do what I must for peace.
— It came down to Jean Claude Van Damme or Dolph Lundgren. Satisfied?

Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— What are you going to use that spring for?
— I’m gonna put it on the trailer so it doesn’t jerk when it starts.
— I was dumb not to think that I would need a spring.
— Hurry up, Per, I hear a truck!
— Holy cow, this is going great, Ola!
— Yeah, you bet!