by Frode Øverli
— Oh my God! Bjarne’s going to be ground meat!
— Don’t say that! Don’t say that! Don’t say that!
— Thank god! Sending your own dog out in a homemade parachute! A dog has feelings, Påsan! What do you think he’s thinking now?!!
by Børge Lund
— What?! More paper?! I’ve fed you with half a rain forest already!
— …And then these aren’t even my copies!! What happened to the paperless society?!?
— It’s right in front of your nose!
— …A collection of essays I’m working on!
— Manuscript title: “The paperless society”
— Would you like a copy?
by Nils Axle Kanten
— A birth is tough stuff. Glad I’m not in her shoes!
— You men would croak from the pain!
— I’m talking about the midwife…
— Pissing [Beeeeeeep]! Freaking [Beeeeeeep]!
— G-good… Push! Push!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Where are you going, Per?
— I’m going to the Depot to meet my brother Lars from Norway.
— Oh good-day Lars.
— Oh good-day Per.
— Are you still driving at such speed, Per?
— Oh no, I seldom drive this slow.
— This is no speed at all.
— No, dear me, not so fast!
— Hasn’t your brother Lars come today?
— Yes he did—but have you seen the like. I must have ridden away from that son of a gun.