by Frode Øverli
— Daddy’s here! Daddy play! Building a tower?
— Look what a nice tower!
— She’s playing nicely with the others now. Try going for a little walk!
— I’m not done! Hey! Those blocks are mine!
by Børge Lund
— They who can’t remember their own words of wisdom…
— … usually don’t know what they’re talking about!
by Nils Axle Kanten
— It says here, in black and white, that married men are the happiest! New studies!
— Hi there! We’re making a music video and need some playful and cheeky boys to flirt with us! Are you free this weekend?
— Yeah, it says here…
— On the house!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Ha ha ha—no, that fits Ola just right. He didn’t have to walk around with his nose in the air—ha ha ha
— ha ha ha