by Frode Øverli
— …and then we wrap it up nicely with a P!
— Hmm… smells like glasses!
— Eye chart spells out “If you are readin this you have too much free time and should get back to work”
— Glasses? Hahahahaha you’re kidding!
— You’re not kidding?
— Take it easy, many look good with glasses! Look at me!
by Nils Axle Kanten
— Want to come watch Fantastic Mr. Fox on DVD?
— No, I’m going to read the book first. It is surely much better!
— Bah! You must be so “grown up” to think that everything boring is good!
— Maja and I are gonna go see Cars 2 in 3-D. Wanna come?
— No, I’m obviously going to see the 2-D version first!
Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy
— Oh no, Per, are you sick?
— Boo hoo! Toothache.
— I will take care of that fast.
— Won’t this hurt then?
— No, not at all. It will go so fast that you won’t notice before it is out. The dental profession doesn’t know everything, I tell you Per.
— I’m still afraid it’s going to hurt, I am.
— Pull the wire up tight, Per, and I’ll give it a whack.
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