Comics 5/19

Pondus
by Frode Øverli

— Why should I be happy about life? I’m 8 feet tall with this weird little head on top!
— Yeah, but…
— I have no woman… no job… hardly any friends… no clothes that fit…
— But…
— I wear size 15 shoes and I haven’t been in a car since I was 13!
— But…
— I suck at basketball!
— Okay!

 

Lunch
by Børge Lund

— This beautifully weighted strategy document is all you need for perfect goal achievement! Let me demonstrate…
~ Touching! Four years of hard work bears fruit…

 

Hjalmar
by Nils Axle Kanten

— Pappa, pappa! Aren’t I bigger than Trine?!!!
— Hmmm? Yeah…
— No-hooo!!! I am bigger! Waa-haa!
— There, there! You are both big! Maja is taller but Trine is…
— Hjalmar! Trina’s father is at the door and wants to talk with you…

 

Han Ola og Han Per
by Peter J. Rosendahl, with new translations by John Erik Stacy

— How do you think it’s going with Lars, then, Doctor?
— I think he will get well again, Mrs. Lars, but if he should get worse you must call a nurse.
— Oh, you have to get my a nurse, mother, I am much worse.
— I have a nurse for you, Lars. This is Cleopatra, my sister.
— Hello.
— Oh you big world! And I thought I would get a young and pretty nurse.

 

 

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