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— The hat is therefore designed specifically for people who need something to jump on!
— Of all the ideas you’ve ever presented, Kjell, this is decidedly the worst!
— Aaarggh!!! Take that, you shit idea!
~ See there, yes. I’ll say things have changed.
~ I think I remember mothers being prettier when I was young!
— Where is Lars at?
— He’s over by the highway in his peanut stand. He’ll probably come home soon since it’s starting to snow.
— Fresh roasted peanuts five cents a bag.
— Fresh roasted peanuts—
Two days later
— Wasn’t it here that he had his peanut stand?
— I think by gosh he’s snowed in!
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