— H… He, He, Hehehe…
— Hahaha Hahaha
— Can I read your essay too?
— …and it’s a math test!
— We start the tour in the bathroom, so I can show you how to choose a stall!
— A quick look at ground-level, so you can easily find out…
— …Who’s just sitting there and surfing?
— They all are. No one poops with pants on!
— Are there monsters under the bed, Uncle B?
— No, not under! But let me tell you about something called mites!
— What is it you’re going to do, Værmor?
— I am going out to look for Lars.
— I feel sorry for you, I do.
— Oh don’t you worry, Per.
— Hi there! Giddy up, giddy up!
— Ho! Ho!
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