— Imagine, Harold and Selma are on the Canary Islands now!
— Yes, hope they’re enjoying themselves!
— They were looking forward to spending some time in the warmth!
— No kidding! They deserve it!
— …lots of strange weather these days! There are reports of sleet and snow showers in the Canary Islands, and it’s supposed to stay cold!
— Don’t mean to brag, Nico, but I…
— Don’t mean to interrupt you, Kjell, but…
— Don’t mean to offend you, horse face, but…
— Don’t give a warpspeed shit what you say!
— Don’t mean to pull down my pants — zip! — and piss on your Mac, Nico…
— Don’t mean to hit your nuts with — ngh! — my outstretched foot!
— Don’t mean to nag, but have you looked at my application for leave?
~ Finished now…
— No! Now you come over here and get dressed! Stop it!
~ Not completely finished…
— Gee whiz, did you get a new hat, Ola!
— Ja, you bet.
— I got this from Mari for my birthday present. It is genuine sealskin.
— No this beats all.
— Hey sport, hey sport—
— Hi there!
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